Apr 2nd, 2020 | Lety
Sorted to Feb 1st, 2020
YEEHAW, PARDNER! GUESS WHO’S A COWGIRL! That’s right, I’m the fastest bull wrangler this side of the Mississippi!
Only by “fastest” I mean “least competent”. And by “bull” I mean “rubber and latex children’s toys”. And by “wrangler” I mean… no, wrangler’s correct. And by “this side of the Mississippi”, I mean “in this little pool.”
So yeah, I’m the least competent rubber and latex children’s toys wrangler in this little pool.
But like, baby steps am I right? This is just the start of my rodeo career, I got plenty of time to make a name for myself in the big leagues!
If you guys wanted quality bull riding action, you shouldn’t have voted for the asshole in the dumb ole slingkini and chaps, anyways. Who do you think I am, Terry Don West?
This photoset was originally available in HD to all Doers of Stuff, Plus and up of February 2020. It (and all previous Plus Photosets) are currently available in SD to all Doers of Stuff, Plus and up on my Discord server.