Stupid Frequently Asked Questions
Do you post nude content?
Do you make custom vids?
Do you take custom pics?
Would you consider it?
What if I give you a lot of money?
But like, a lot of money?
Patreon and Discord Questions I’m Tired of Answering
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What do you use Discord for?
Everything. Literally everything. Discord is my primary content distribution and communication hub.
I publish new monthly rewards there. I post full lists of all the photosets and comics I have available there. I update my monthly story photos there. I keep a schedule for the next three months worth of Patreon content there. I literally use Discord, for everything.
And of course, if you want to talk to me or hang out with other patrons, that’s the place to do it. I try to check the chat every day and fill people in on my life and the stuff I got going on as often as I can.
How do I get access to your Discord?
You just click “Connect to Discord” after pledging to me. That’s it. That’s all there is to it. You click connect, and it connects, and we’re good.
The process of going to my Patreon page, making a Patreon account, pledging to my Patreon campaign, creating a Discord account, connecting your Patreon account to your Discord account, and then accessing my server takes about two minutes. Like, literally.
That’s all there is to it.
I'm still confused, do you have a video I can maybe watch to see you do it?
Yes. Here. Here is a tutorial video on how to access my Discord server, from start to finish. Hope you got like, two minutes.
But I'm not on that specific page in the video anymore. What do now?
Now do watch new 25 second long video for help and logic logic.
I still need help.
BONUS: How do I open Discord?
Other Frequently Asked Questions About Patreon
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How do I get your photosets, comics, and story photos?
They’re on my Discord.
The newest Plus Photoset is in #photosetastuff in HD with behind-the-scenes clips, and all the previous ones are available there too in standard definition. Same with the Plus + Plus photosets, but with #photosetbstuff.
My latest Plus Plus Comic can be found in #comicstuff, and then this month’s story photos are available in #storystuff.
I pledged for photosets/comics/story photos and never got it, what happed?
This is very, very, very unlikely as I’ve been getting better about this shit. Couple things could’ve happened here.
1. I messaged the newest photosets/comic to you, and you missed it. Check your Patreon inbox again.
2. You didn’t go looking on the Discord server for this month’s rewards or you missed it. Some shit like the story photos will only be available there. Check #photosetastuff, #comicstuff, #photosetbstuff, #storystuff on the server again.
3. I’m late on something cause I suck ass. You still should’ve gotten a message from me with an ETA if this was the case. Check your Patreon inbox again.
If you really think you’re missing something still, then message me on Discord and we’ll figure it out.
Why's your private story on Discord and not on Snapchat or Instagram???
I don’t post on Snapchat cause I hate Snapchat. It’s really hard to keep track of who’s who between that and Patreon.
Same reason I don’t post on Instagram, also people keep reporting me and getting me banned.
So yeah. Discord. To make it slightly fairer, I leave photos up for the entire month, versus just 24 hours. And… yeah.
Why do the photos suck total ballz this month?
Cause I just sucked total ballz this month.
That’s basically it. I’m usually the only one directing and editing all of my photos, so quality honestly differs from time to time. While I try to average all that to some shitty standard, sometimes the results are just crap.
My Patreon campaign says that I’m creating garbage content, like, what did you expect? If you’re interested in photo quality, know now that my Patreon is 100% guaranteed to disappoint at one point or another.
I promise that I do my best to make them not suck total ballz, but shit happens. Sorry if this months’ shit looks like shit, and if nothing else your pledge gets you my entire history of photosets to go through.
Do you ship physical rewards to international patrons?
Yep! Just add $3 to your pledge starting at the Plus tier, and $25 beginning at the Plus² tier.
Is it cool for me to just pledge a buck?
A bucks a buck, and I appreciate every last one. People sometimes to think small pledges look bad or whatever, and that’s just fucking stupid.
Also that buck still gets you some pretty cool stuff, like for starters, it gets you on my Discord.
There you can hit me up and see what else I got going on. And then from time to time I post bonus content for all patrons to enjoy, including the base tier.
So, pledging a buck? Totally cool.
Should I be a stupid fucking dickhead and continue my pledge even when it becomes financially inadvisable to do so?
And this really goes out to all of my current patrons as well as any potential future ones:
It is completely fucking 100% A-OK for you to change your tier or even entirely delete it outright.
Like, for realsies, don’t feel obligated to continually pledge X amount every month if you’re going through a hard time.
Cause then you’ll probably feel bad, and if I find out, I’ll feel bad, and then instead of being awesome, we’ll just be sitting around here like a couple of assholes feeling bad.
I rarely ever delete any content from my Patreon anyways, and anything that’s super timely we can probably figure out if you hit me up! So chances are you won’t be missing much if you unpledge now and come back when you got your stuff figured out!